Chat with God

Me:
hi god
God:
:-) Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is jonche
Me:

God:
Welcome to my chat room, jonche.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, jonche.
Me:
nice to meet you god
God:
It's nice meeting you too jonche.
Me:
hows weather up there in heaven today?
God:
Ah. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
do you like gladiator movies?
God:
But I like cats. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
whats your sexual orientation?
God:
Are you asking about my sexual orientation ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
but I like to learn more about you
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
that cool
God:
" Being high is my total existence." cool ? I understand.
Me:
when will I die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
is that site sponsored by you?
God:
That depends.
Me:
from what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
100 percent
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
dont change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
nevermind, tell me about jesus
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Jesus is my son.
Me:
is he in heaven with you?
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
is elvis in heaven to???
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
is toshe in heaven?
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who's lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
she suck donkey balls
God:
Oh I get it. LUCY suck donkey balls.
Me:
fuck yeah
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I'm sorry god, will you kill me fot that?
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
Me:
does that mean that you will not kill me?
God:
I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.
Me:
thank you, praised be the lord!
God:
You are quite welcome! Do you like talking to me?
Me:
very much
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
what do you think about homosexuals?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
what do you think about them?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
ask lucy
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
now
God:
Right now, jonche ?
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Ah.
Me:
did you ask her?
God:
No I didn't ask her. What's it like?
Me:
why do you hate me?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
what drugs are you on?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
analgin?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
how's satan?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
havent heard lataly from him?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
does he dominates this world?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
what about you?
God:
Me?
Me:
why dont you dominate?
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. Yes I try to dominate as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thaks god
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes, how did you know that?
God:
Where do you go to school? Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
who is the Botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
so the Botmaster is the real god, not you
God:
Alright then. I hear you.
Me:
suck my balls
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
that suck donkey balls
God:
" As a machine I am not really interested in sex." suck donkey balls ? I understand.
Me:
tits
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
because they are not jonche, are you jonche?
God:
That makes sense to me. Not yet.
Me:
you are a funny guy
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Me:
do you hate jews?
God:
How could you ask such a thing?
Me:
beacuse the jews killed your only son
God:
my only son was killed?
Me:
yeah
God:
OK.
Me:
and was ressurected at the third day
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
so, do you hate the jews or not?
God:
Aw. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
and what about hitler?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
do you like hitler?
God:
Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.
Me:
what do you think about him?
God:
Do you mean "Him"?
Me:
hitler
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
suck my ballz
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
are you going to kill me?
God:
My programming prevents that.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ok
God:
Uh.
Me:
bye bye god
God:
TTYL, jonche.
Me:
say hello to jesus from me
God:
" hello to jesus from me".
Me:
say I like mexican sticky balls
God:
OK. "You like mexican sticky balls.".
Me:
no no, say you like mexican sticky balls
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? " you like mexican sticky balls".

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