You know you are Macedonian when...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN:

01. Your grandfather always has a shot of "RAKIJA" for breakfast

02. Even if you are a girl, you parents call you "SINE"

03. Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than "RAKIJA"

04. Your mother insist that "PROMAJA" will kill you

05. Your mother insist that you must eat something with "SIRENJE" at least 3 times a week

06. You use "RAKIJA" to cure illnesses, celebrate all ocasions and as a massage or shaving lotion

07. You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else

08. Your "BABA" will not accept the fact that you are not hungry

09. You go to your "BABA'S" house, she offers you "SUPA", "KOLBASI", "SARMA" or "PIPERKI" and she gets upset if you don't eat everything

10. You have four pair of "VLECKI" in your closet

11. All the actions stop when you hear the music of "OGAN DA GO GORI" or "BISER BALKANSKI"

12. Your mom calls you "STOKA"

13. When there is a slab of fat in your fridge called "SLANINA"

14. You are "MACHO" when you mix "KISELA VODA" with "SMEDEREVKA" in the local "BIRTIJA"

15. You have at least a whole "TENDzERE" left overe with food after the whole family has eaten

16. Your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she's not a "DOMAKINKA"

17. Your parents invite 500 people over to your place because it's "SLAVA"

18. Your fridge has always more beer than food,just in case "GOSTI" come over

19. Your friends call you "PEER"

Vase напиша:YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN:
Your mother insist that "PROMAJA" will kill you
Your fridge has always more beer than food,just in case "GOSTI" come over

Hihihihi :thumbup1: :thumbup1: :bravo1: :thumbup1: :thumbup1:

:ura:

Ова колку е само точно :133: :ljolj:

:bravo1:

Vase напиша:YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN:
10. You have four pair of "VLECKI" in your closet
11. All the actions stop when you hear the music of "OGAN DA GO GORI" or "BISER BALKANSKI"
19. Your friends call you "PEER"

:laugh: :ljolj: :ljolj: :ljolj: :007:

YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN:

1)Even if you're slim,you may have "Pivski stomak";
2)You download music and videos from torrents,write it on "princo" cd-s and sell it at "Autopazar" every sunday;
3)You're driving "Zastava 101" on "plin" with darken windows holding with "strafciger" and "Kasetofon" playing Aca Lukas on subwoofers;
4)You're shooting a "SEIR" when someone in a city bus will be caught without ticket by "KONTROLA";
5)You're on "DIETA" u usualy eat "DVOPEK" and "KISELO MLEKO"

fiko-mk напиша:YOU KNOW YOU ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN:

1)Even if you're slim,you may have "Pivski stomak";
2)You download music and videos from torrents,write it on "princo" cd-s and sell it at "Autopazar" every sunday;
3)You're driving "Zastava 101" on "plin" with darken windows holding with "strafciger" and "Kasetofon" playing Aca Lukas on subwoofers;
4)You're shooting a "SEIR" when someone in a city bus will be caught without ticket by "KONTROLA";
5)You're on "DIETA" u usualy eat "DVOPEK" and "KISELO MLEKO"

:thumbup1: :ljolj: :bravo1:

Од кај ви се овие морам да знам...ЛУДИЛО СЕ :laugh: